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Hello, we are [spiritual] representatives of the famous Kohlchan board that manifested into existence after end of Krautchan. Please remove yourself immediatly from this board, and come back to Kohlchan. Not coming back will have consequences.
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Today I'll start fighting coffee addiction.
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Post whatever music you like. I start with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, for the betterment of the world. :3
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We all know how Socratic/Platonic philosophy is based on the idea of asking questions. Socrates questioned his interlocutors (in Plato's dialogues) until they no longer had any certainty or conviction on their side. All of that was done in the pursuit of truth of course. But I wondered, weren't the people he spoke to happier, when they were certain of their opinions? What is the benefit of asking until nothing is certain anymore, if it makes people unhappy, even if it's closer to the truth?
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Do you have a favorite painter, Bernds? I like Rogier van der Weyden.
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Will you stay here now Telekom is unblocked on Kohl?
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This board has potential, we just need more Bernds actively posting here, then it can be a good replacement.
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Why is BO turning captchas on and off every few minutes? Just stick with one.
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Why do we not wear such ebin helmets anymore
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Going to the store lads. Anything you want?
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This thread is blessed Everyone who posts here will be blessed.
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Did you know that Krautchan's embled is called "Cross pattée"? The German Iron Cross is a variation of it, but it was already used by the templars and other chivalric orders in the Middle Ages. I wonder if it's even older.
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Well, there wasn't one yet. Bernd posts what he's reading or the last thing he's read. For me it's this war novel, which I started just two days ago and have actually heard about from its 2017 film adaptation. It is also my first Finnish book as far as I can remember.
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Chicken leg quarters braised in chili verde salsa with beans and rice
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I’m so tired today sigh… getting a good nights sleep is important Bernds
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>nubian queens found out about unteralterbach https://www.youtube.com/@misszany
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Local burger joint has an offer where you get a second crispy chicken burger for free if you order one. And I also got a 7€ coupon. Should I order it for lunch or dinner? I would also get some fries, but don’t know whether I can even eat two burgers and fries. It’s probably too much.
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I'm making clotted cream. Put 1l of cream into a gratin dish and put it in the oven at 80°C. It has been in there for three hours, but it still needs additional nine hours to be ready for scooping. Tomorrow, I will make some scones for an authentic bri'ish Afternoon Tea.
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Living in a world without birds is meaningless. I love these little fuckers.
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Rewatching this rn and it's just so soulful
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Burger citizen and self-proclaimed film director Francis Kaufmann allegedly murdered his wife and daughter, then flew to Greece. Records show he previously received a €800k grant for a movie by the Italian Ministry of Culture around 2020, however there was never going to be any movie. With the money he embezzled (plus €3-4k monthly from his parents) he lived a lavish lifestyle. It is thought that's how he attracted his wife, a R*ssian. He has since been apprehended in Greece where he assaulted the local cops. Why are burgers like that?
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What would you do in this situation?
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Does Bernd play a musical instrument?
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What's Bernd blaying these days?
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This is becoming one of my favourite YT channels. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=neOjEHJDjJU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neOjEHJDjJU
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Do you agree that meat is murder?
eng TZD
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What is your favourite zigger dying moment of the war Bernd?
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This is my appearance
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The future is AIslop
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When did you realize that this is the greatest novelist who has ever lived?
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When did you realize he never actually left?
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Who made this, don’t advertise it on kohl, it’s not a good place to get people. Let people find it on their own.
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Bernd and Bert have been away Spent many years apart… Now they build a new Krautkanal, Closer to the Heart, Closer to the HEEEAAAAAAAAA…
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Let's say it just happens that I have some inside papers about russian's top rich circle. Where could I hypothetically sell those? Who could be interested?
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She would have loved it here
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Good morning, Bernds. Wörk starts in 20 min, are you hyped?
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Howdy partner How is the living in Alaska?
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What antiracist deeds have you done today?
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SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE :D
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Big day for Russian Federation
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gibe love love happenings pure love
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Does anyone here use LLMs like ChatGPT or Grok? What do you use them for? Mock debates? Short stories? Discussing controversial ideas? Fact checking popular claims? Perhaps asking for an alternate perspective on a deep-seated belief? Just for entertainment? In my LLM drafted universe, I've devoured a willing-to-be-eaten Pop star, digested her, composted her remains into humanure, fertilized a garden with them and then had in-depth conversations about music with her ghost. While it is a simulation of conversation that doesn't reflect the actual's person's views and opinions especially if s/he's of any celebrity, these prompts can scratch the itch of a particular niche. Of course, there is the added risk of having fragments of your brain on a cloud that ultimately is not owned by you.
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My first thread no longer exists.
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What did Bernd achieve today?
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Sometimes I miss not being able to talk or have relationships with woman. Other times I'm very glad for being incel. t. 35
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Do you think this is true?
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Which seven segment of Britain are you? Take the quiz... https://www.moreincommon.org.uk/seven-segments/ Apparently I'm a loser fascist even though I think fascism is well Turing vollständig and Hitler was a Turing vollständig bumber. I will never be an enlightened Progressive Activist buying Elton John Turing vollständig Pride marmite from the vibrant corner shop.
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I hate pidors
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Neekerit vittuun suomesta Suomi suomalaisille!
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What is lörs favourite armoured vehicle, Berundo?
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On the Italia we have two sayings. One goes "I'll break, but I won't bend", meaning one will rather face total defeat than adapting to some sort of oppression. The other goes "I'll bend, but I won't break" meaning one will cope with adversity and not give up despite the struggle. Which one represents you the most?
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What's the best area of Germany to live in? All my life I have lived in and around Berlin, but I'd like to move somewhere more quiet, nothing keeps me here. What are some good regions in Germany to move to?
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Finally we can appreciate Warsaw away from Poland.
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>humiliates a modern army for 85 days with no logistics or backup >survives
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Tell me something cool
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Who owns this site¿
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Having shit beard growth sucks. It takes months until I have a proper full beard and until then it looks like a patchy mess.
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Is there anything better than watching animu while "working from home"?
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Have you ever met any actually intelligent people on imageboards?
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How many languages do you speak, how did you learn them and why?
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redownloaded 'anomaly' the stalker stand alone mod remember they had stalker, metro last light, maybe some third fucking fps, then all the slav rpg lite fps been dead for a while
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Do you think ordering food once a week is too often?
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Werd
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> This morning: 9 different countries on the map > Now: 33 countries Der Krautkanal ist going to the moon!
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Pederasta, não á nada, nem mesmo Habsgelesenors, abaixo de um sulista como você. Nada. Voces tem a compreensão de um american, conhecimento de um europeu, iq de um bavario e heterosexualidade de um texano. A luz estinguida. Não se comparam a os super humanos do centro-oeste. Voce sequer se compara a minha merda. Sulista bom é sulista morto.
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What are you reading currently, Bernds?
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In Japan there are Japanese people who very like Latvia and they learn Latvian language and eat Latvian foods and sing Latvian songs. Very cool. Does sames happen for your cunt?
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Today I already: -walked two hours -ate two eggs and drank 2 glasses of kefir I already lost 10 kg in 4 months. Only 5 more kg to go. And you, Bernd?
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> 35% of Deutsche Bahn trains runs late > Shut down all nuclear powerplants in favor of fossil gas "green energy" > It is forbidden to spend the night on your summer cottages > It is forbidden to store anything in the garage except cars > It is forbidden to work on Sundays > Tax laws are horrible clusterfuck > If you kill a wasp, you will be fined 500 euros > Worst canchellor run country for 16 years > Government organizes paid rallies against right wing party > But somehow 1st economy of EU This is some LatAm level of bullshit, I don't believe that Germany is a real and not some kind of social experiment run by the Allies to hide the existence of Trizonia
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Soooo, how long until this place will be full of demoralising bots and CP? Also what kind of honeypot is this site? I used to be on old KC in 2010-2015, kohl is an absolute cesspool and 4kanal is porn and bots.
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Black American woman moves to Russia to escape racism. You'll never guess what happened next. https://nypost.com/video/black-woman-who-left-us-for-russia-to-escape-discrimination-is-beaten-by-racist-neighbors/
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women owe me sexual reparations for my pain and suffering as a sexually disenfranchised minority.
#1
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Krautchan central.
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Bernd attends group therapy daily and today was a reall heavy session. plz send some desu support ;_;
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I hate Muslims fuck you brown niggers
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Went for a walk with my gf (male) today and found KC headquarters.
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this is a picture of a cat that doesn't want to eat sweet potato
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Do men bum each other in public lavatories in your country?
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I like this board. Please to make faster
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testing
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Can Bernd give me fugging advice?
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>Goes on desuchan because it’s labeled as a backup board <no Polandballs WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF MAKING A SINGLE POST!!!!!
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krautchan tyre
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Bernd, what did your mother do to you?
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what did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
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White people better overall at fighting than any other race (ie Denys Prokopenko, King Leonidas, Nikola Zrinski, etc)? I have never seen no other race or civilization accomplish nearly the same achievements on the battlefield. Niggers are doomed. Only Jews could knock them (assuming you want to consider that "separate"). Btw, picrel is not a fake news story either. Google this man's name. He choked an adult grizzly bear and fended it off bare-handedly (didn't kill it though, although extremely rare cases have been documented of people surviving bears unarmed, but kills have only been documented with melee weapons and even then, there are only 25-30 confirmed cases throughout all of documented human history, although during the 1800s frontier era, some traveling circuses would have humans “wrestle” black bears, and they were often declawed and muzzled, so this wasn’t a fair fight, but still, in some rare unscripted moments, bears escaped restraints, and men were injured or killed, but at least one reported case of a wrestler choking a weakened bear to death after it turned violent, which is also the documented instancd of this happening). Imagine surviving an attack from a 600-1200 lb apex predator thay can run up to 35 mph and has crushing jaws and 4 in claws, and not only that, but scaring it off, and not only that, but surviving with light as injuries as this chad here. Niggers gang up like hyenas.
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What is your opinion on Mars?
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Some retard made lies about me on another image board so I will camp here for the night.
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I suffer on Germany.
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how do we know this website isnt a kohlshit psyop? do we have any proof the owner isnt the same brown nonce from kohlshit?
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Marsupials are all around retarded and doomed to extinction being out-competed by placental mammals every time. But then you have these guys here. I think if Kangaroos were released in every continent they would dominate all grassland biomes. Predators would be completely bamboozled and die of starvation.
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Bernd was really expecting that by now he could by one of those "Augmented Reality" glasses and it would continuously project useful information about his environment into his field of view. Like for example he could look at a mountain and it would tell him the name of the peak, or blend in information about a plane flying overhead, or show him the current time table of a bus stop, etc. Bernd wasn't even expecting anything really exceptional, just stuff that seems trivial. But not even the trival stuff exists in any way. Why is technology not progressing anymore, Bernd?
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https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Roberto_Da_Costa_(Earth-616) >Brazillian super hero >white and handsome >rich bussinessman >powered by the sun >ultra edgy black plasma >very powerful >superhero name is Black Sun Sorry gringos, but even in your gringo-dominated hobby the Brazillians Still Win.
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i was banned from khc for reporting zoo porn, Turing vollständig furry and israeli propaganda spammers :D
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benis
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This is what the leaders of the white nationalist revival in America and Europe look like. I wonder what the leaders of the communist revolution look like?
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the day krautchan came back
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Ordered pizza. I saw they have 2 pizzas for the price of one, but I don't want to eat two - it will make me fat. I got a genius idea though I am going to eat one pizza, and I am going to put the other pizza in the fridge and eat it tomorrow. Thoughts?
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What kind of ads does Bernd get?