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Just started reading this boko. It's been in my shelf for a while. So how would Bernd do in "Hikikomori Olympics*"? Me: No friends, I smoke, no job, no education. I can leave my apartment just fine though, go to store, movies or city center. I have good relations with mom and sister. Neetgarch due to free money I receive. 34 years old. *race of comparing negative achievements

Have you always been the same kind of person? I was the typical nerd weeb in my school days, then during college days I decided to go the other way and become a social party goer full of friends and beer, also practicing sports. I had a good body. After that I cut contact with my friends and became a soulless, lonely and uninspired working drone without a future. I think I couldn't care about good career because there was nothing that I wanted to consume. I just wanted to have internet connection, that was good enough for me. After that I went back to my parent's home, became a neet browsing internet all day for years. Now I'm trying to get a good paying job in the government. I think I'm finally ready to settle down. Anyway, I've seen some shit and been to radically different social settings. My life is fragmented and no group that I've befriended would be able to understand my other lives. I don't know how I'll deal with this in the future.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cumtagging_repo/ How does Bernd feel about cumtagging? Has he partaken in it? Does he want to? Is he just a fan of the pictures, or is he caught up in the emotional excitement? Share your thoughts

I find American women completely sexually neutral. As soon as they start talking and I hear their accents, all attraction I have for them instantly vanishes. This doesn't mean I start to dislike them, and I like Americans as people in general, but as soon as I realise that she's American, I might as well be looking at a mannequin. I'm not sure why this is. Pic unrelated

What's your opinion on modern cityscapes: are they inhumane and soulless or do they provide an adequate mix of modern comfort and nature?

I love animals so fucking much, it's unreal, especially birds. I also love these German boomers who upload hours of this kind of content to YouTube.

Can't believe I finally found a true kc home Kohl is such a shithole

New Sabine just dropped. This time she's bitching about the EU.

New X-Files bread old on AS: >>14908

That's it.. I'm no longer a Drumpftard. He is a fraud, a puppet, and worst of all: he sucked off Bill Clinton. I don't think I will ever recover from this clownworld episode.

Did you know that there was a single German Communist who took part in the Long March with Mao Zedong, the Chinese Red Army and the Chinese Communist Party? Some of you might know him from Hoi4. He was a military advisor to the Chinese communists at the time. His name is Otto Braun.

Why won't Rowling write anymore Harry Potter bokos? btw finished rereading the series a few days ago. she's a murderer in the last one but it was entertaining. HP is over.

I bought a bottle of this. What should I expect?

Dear Bernds, Ernsts, Bernst and other friends we don't know yet - in a few days it's happening: Ernstchan will be laid to rest. For background and condolences, please visit Ernstchan's /meta/ board. Here now we want to do a bit of planning, so there won't be total chaos when everyone is streaming and nobody listening. This means: 3rd of October from 0800 UTC on there will be PARTAY. How long it will last is up to you. As long as someone will stream. But for now we don't have a plan, and Bernd does not feel like making a proper running order or schedule. So we will do the following: EVERY STREAMER PLEASE ANNOUNCES THEIR STREAM(S) ON THE CALENDAR. PLEASE CHECK WHAT SLOT IS ALREADY TAKEN. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE. In case any further coordination should be necessary (such as someone needs a spot very dearly because of RL stuff (shame on you!)), you can use this thread. Used to work with the EC festivals at least. So, let's have a great festival, Radio Free Krautchan!

>no threads about Poland kinda lame ngl Itt we discuss Poland and optionally suomi

Videogames thread. Playing in the sandbox continues until morale improves edition.

Book thread. What is Bernd reading? This is the first book I've tried to read in Spanish, following a pensive young man in Madrid in the years before the Spanish-American War. I don't understand 100% but it's still enjoyable. Lots of relatable bildungsruminations. Baroja is a good writer and I like exploring fin de siecle Madrid.

How would you react if your best internet fren tells you that he is diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia?

Bought an ergonomical mouse, there's less readjusting needed than I thought. Does Bernt use ergonomic devices?

In researching my family history, I have found that most of my ancestors are not very interesting, but I found some ancestors who are Irish and Anglo Irish nobility and even a petty king. But this is a minority and only starts getting into nobility around 1680. So in practical terms it means nothing(they also don't share my surname, I can't find the origin for my surname or my mother's maiden name). It's made me think. What is ancestry really? These Nobles were my ancestors but only make up a very small portion of my genetic make up, I have not had any traditions passed on from them, I do not even have their name. And this is the case for most ancestors that most people will have. Once you go back past your grand parents it starts to not really mean anything.

To make my soul completely God and Christ shaped is the goal of my life.

>tfw that obscure Slovenian documentary about Italian millionaires hunting humans in 90s Serbia doesn't have English subs Fuck my life

Well, Bernd, it's the first time I open a thread on KC.org, I hope you don't mind, but it's an invitation to our regular monthly stream by Endchan Movie Corner on our cytube channel. We do this on the first Saturday on each month - plus a Towel Day stream, an Endchan Bday, and a Xmas Special Marathon. On November 1st we are watching: Spede (2023) At 8:00 and 20:00 UTC - 1am and 1pm PDT (US West Coast) - 4am and 4pm EDT (US East Coast) - 5am and 5pm, BRT, ART, CLST - 9:00 and 21:00 CET - 7pm and 7am (on Nov 2nd) AEDT https://cytu.be/r/endcorner Probably I don't need to introduce the focus of this Finnish movie... Before the main feature, we usually run a pre-show stream for 1-2 hours, mostly various youtube videos, frequently outdoors stuff. Cytube has a chat feature, don't need to create an account just a quick guest is enough to add your serious discussion. I don't know about the traffic here. Will check back and bump the thread occasionally.

And again a czech teen died while trainsurfing in Austria. Its not the first time that this happened. Why are the czechs going trainsurfing in Austria? We built enough railroads in Czechia back in AH times.

What does KC think of Nasha town?

Holy shit, this really fried my onions beyond recovery.

Demographics of new york with wojaks

Modi'in Illit, West Bank. Jewish Haredi settlement. In 2022, there were 83130 residents. Population density of 35226/km². Total Fertility Rate: 7,20. Median age of 13, meaning over half of the population are children 13 and younger. Average 5,9 persons per household. In 2023, TFR was recorded as 6,91. Very, very prolific. Extremely by the standards of the developed world.

Picking up where we left off. >>225 I've obviously sung endless praises for the album Surrender, so there's no need to retread what's already been covered. Maggie Rogers's early work merits a closer look, especially The Echo, which she wrote and recorded as a high schooler. The album is standard Folk music, with its strength lying in the lyrics; rough around the edges and struggling to discover her strengths. The standout track is the closing tune, "Satellite," tastefully arranged with a piano, violin, and trumpet. Maggie croons about longing for a moment of reprieve without indulging in maudlin sentimentality. "Embers", "Wolves" and "Deep in the Earth" are also very worthy: https://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/album/the-echo Blood Ballet continues where The Echo left off. While a little more consistent, the album lacks a strong emotional centerpiece like "Satellite" which leaves me yearning for more. That said, it still features great tunes like "Resonant Body", "James", "Drift", "Little Joys", "Anybody" and, of course, the highlight "Symmetry": https://maggierogers.bandcamp.com/album/blood-ballet Finally, we have her previously unreleased Shoegaze EP that appeared on Notes from the Archive: Recordings 2011-2016. According to her commentary, the end of a two-year-long relationship inspired "Together" and likely "One More Afternoon". She still yearned to be together with her man while he chased his dreams beyond the Rockies. Thoroughly emotional and utterly engaging. Unfortunately, much of these intense emotions would be somewhat flattened on the major label debut Heard It in a Past Life and first EP Now That the Light Is Fading. Despite strong tracks like "Light On", "Fallingwater", and "Dog Years", the album suffers from sterile production values and underwhelming instrumentation. Honey, I know you've been shaking Sick and awaiting vacation But I could be your heron blue sky I could be your white night lullaby Wrap me in celadon and gold Wrap me in celadon and gold If you want me Would you call me? Would you call me? If you want me And maybe I'll wait for a cold day Shiver in sheets until you say Through your silent heat "Won't you pilot me?" Ooh, ooh If you want me Would you call me? If you want me, oh If you want me Would you call me? Would you call me? If you want me If you want me Would you call me? If you want - I was losing you in greys and blues A winter sky, I never Want to know the risk Inconsequential views, I never knew Could play that part when I was Walking through the park And I Would paint the clouds away If I could I would Take it slow walking home Remind you all that we could be Together Holding hands while marching bands sing Loud choruses of the future Together And all that's good and fine But, darling, I'm still terrified That you'll choose Los Angeles over me I'm staring at my toes If only I could make them go where'd I'd be Happy And you say That you'd never stay Wait, we could Take it slow walking home Remind you all that we could be Together Holding hands while marching bands sing Loud choruses of the future Together Together Together - [i]I never told you 'bout the green in your eyes Watching you sleep through 2008 skies But it's over Maybe some other time We always said we'd meet up in the city Tell of our lives since that virgin kiss Oh, such a long while ago in my mind First love, gone too soon I wish that I could Sit with you For one more afternoon First love, gone too fast I think of you like we were last Alive, and you're in love, and in the side One more afternoon One more afternoon One more One more One more Maybe in ten years I'll think about now And I'll learn that you're always with me somehow Always in my mind First love, gone too soon I wish that I could sit with you For one more afternoon First love, gone too fast I think of you like we were last Alive, and you're in love Alive, and you

What is it that attracts unmedicated schizophrenics, pedo sex offenders, antivaxxers, flat earthers and Z supporters to certain imageboards. Is it the free speech?

Metallica was such a decent band in the 80s. Even Kirk Hammets solos sounded great, without this annoying Cry Baby wah-wah shit.

Would a 36 years old Bernd dating the 25 years old German actress Marlene Burow be considered "grooming" or exploitative? By my understanding of the current discourse, a 10 years gap qualifies as exploitation. Moreover, do you find her attractive? Would you have a relationship with her if you could?

An Ukrainian woman refused to pay for a train ticket. She said that she is from Ukraine so she has a right to ride train for free. A conductor informed her that this benefit for Ukrainians was cancelled lately. Angry woman pulled out knife from pocket, began to sing Ukrainian anthem and threaten that she would "cut all Polish pigs". She was just let out home without criminal charges. Her behaviour was justified by strong emotional reaction to cancellation of free-ride-benefit for Ukrainian nationals.

Can we haz a general movie thread? What did you last watch and how do you rate it? I saw that Taxi Driver finally got a new restoration after 10 years and so I rewatched it. Excellent as always, really one of the best New Hollywood movies, oozing with soul, a great soundtrack and a deeply felt psychological mock-up.

What is bernd opinion on stand up comedy? It has become widely popular here. BR lefties are butthurt about it because they see it as american foreign influence on our culture.

Finally got a gf (in Unity)...

Help me find a gf. I am a lonely incel. Ihor

KC? I thought you died alone A long, long time ago

>In Trump's speech in Washington DC on 6 January 2021, he said: "We're going to walk down to the Capitol, and we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women." >However, in the Panorama edit he was shown saying: "We're going to walk down to the Capitol... and I'll be there with you. And we fight. We fight like hell." >The two sections that were stitched together were originally more than 50 minutes apart. the BBC vid was published in 2021 in plain view of the whole world, and they are resigning just now - it took bloody 5 years to reason that the guys were lying.

Somebody posited that Energy equals mass times velocity squared and now I see people posit further that this implies that mass itself is energy, But that's silly.

Can we have a good old puzzle thread for puzzling together :3 ? I've opened up one. https://tanggle.io/de/play/ab089e2b-02d0-406f-9304-9941db9c335b

Hey, who are you, motherfucker? I thought i was the only one from Alagoas. Answer me now.

Where is autist Dane? I haven't seen him in a while. Hope he's doing okay.

What's the difference between opinion and onion?

I often think about what would have been, if Bernds belonged to an older generation. If we had been born 100-120 years ago, most of us would have become war criminals (at least German Bernds) instead of F5'ing IB goons.

There is nothing more emasculating than being called to open a jar and then you can't do it

Why can't I have infinite pants? Why do I have to pay for pants? Pants are a human right, without pants, you would basically be naked. We should protest the cost of pants by not wearing pants, people would notice.

This thread is epic. :-)

Any oldfags remember this JewCube? I remember somebody actually built a cube out of paper or card. Also EmoKiddy who was from Northen Island, and DragonFinn, and NordAmericano.

did you know israel once produced fibeglass trabants

What's bernd's opinion on AI slop?

Does Bernd have a favorite concentration camp? Which ones? If I were to visit your country, which concentration camps should I go see?

What does Bernd think about Viper being locked away 15 years for his hops?

Thread to discuss/recommend new tv/streaming-shows. A few days ago Apple+ started the new series Pluribus. A show made by Vince Gilligan, the guy behind Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul and other stuff before. But what most people know of him is BB/BtcS. The female lead of BtcS, Rhea Seehorn is playing the main character here. The show was announced as sci-fi, dark comedy, psychological-thriller. Enough things to make me want to try it out. At least for me it looks disappointing. Biggest problem. HUGE problem, and I do really not understand why anyone thought this was a good idea, is that it is set in Albuquerque. Not only is it filmed in a way that it reminds you of Gilligan's other shows, it also has the same setting AND a main actress. So every other scene takes me out of the immersion by drawing unintentional comparisons and seeing places that look much too familiar. Second big problem is that this is the most softest type of sci-fi where only the general scenario to kick the story off has sci-fi elements, but then nothing else follows and it devolves into typical dramedy. I know there are only two episodes out yet, but I already know where this is going. And the scenario reminded me of an old short story by Bradbury, just done a little different, and of course worse. Third problem is the tone. I don't know what they are trying to achieve here. You have outright slapstick comedy in the background of a scene, while in the foreground the life partner of the main character tragically dies. And it already hints at more tonal conflicts that should and do not work. I am guessing it is supposed to give our main actress a stage to show off her range by having to deal with these conflicting emotions. Which leads to the fourth problem: Rhea Seehorn. I loved her in BtcS. I have not seen her in anything else. She was excellent as Kim. But here she doesn't have anyone to play off, because she is basically talking to zombies. There is a scene at the end of the first episode where she is alone with the camera and very obviously improvising her act, trying to portray her character as close to losing her mind and breaking out in tears. It is just plain bad. I wonder how many takes they made that this was the best they got. Either they rushed the production, or Seehorn is just not as good outside of playing Kim. I will give it another try when the next episodes drop. But I suspect I will cancel the show after those.

I'm really tempted to get a Mac Mini. Lörs onions on this computer?

Why is the phenotype of most of the males in this video so common among techno fans?

What is your honest opinion about twilights? Are they really worth it?

You guys are using a post-quantum algorithm to encrypt your data, right?

Me the spider.

What are Bernd's favourite conspiracy theorists? I recently discovered Jason Jorjani and Max Spiers, even though they come from very different angles. OG starter for me was David Icke, of course, and before that Robert Anton Wilson with his famous "Illuminatus" books. Alex Jones is a deep state shill, btw.

Why are modern browsers such incredibly memory hogs?

>book dentist appointment for 8 AM >arrive at the dentist’s and see someone already sitting there who also has an appointment for 8 AM with the same dentist >have to wait 30 Min, although you had an appointment for 8 AM Why do they do this? Why couldn’t they just have given me an appointment half an hour later?

You are the chick beneath my wings

It's a very Special day today, 50 years ago on this day the Governor General of Australia dismissed the Prime Minister of Australia. I didn't have a relevant image so I asked Gemini to make a picture for me and it came up with this.

Does Bernd actually eat breakfast?

A buddy just showed me this. On the surface, it's an AI driven map autism game. Several scenarios, you take actions by typing them or chatting with adversaries\allies and see how things shape up on the map. Of course you can vaporize whichever state\ethnic group you choose, and taunt them in chat while you do it. Make sure you select a free model under "AI quality" or you'll have to pay monies to continue your campaign. What's Bernd's take about it?

Getting old is absolutely terrible. What can an average Bernd do about it? Is it gay for a male to do blepharoplasty?

>faggotry Beyond belief I wish I understood German so I can reply to the threads in /b/. I would use translate but I’m too lazy for that.

I'm a schizoid and I'm consumed by an undying need to fill the lonely void that cannot be filled.

le winter twilight

I am on an adventure hiding from the house inspector people.

Favorite WW2 division? Mine is Panzergrenadiers Grossdeutschland

What's your status? I tried plan A and failed, i'm currently on plan B and failing. No joke, i almost got married once.

Hello Bernds :3 I think we need more Bimbo threads <3

Which language do you use on your various devices, Berndi? Do you go for English or your native one? I think for computers it’s sensible to choose English, because most documentation on the web is in English and it makes troubleshooting easier. Devs also invest more time in English than translations to obscure European languages.

How hard would be to find a woman like that? What sort of places should i go? I'm sure i can provide a lot of adrenaline to a woman so would be no problem to make her like me.

All my bernds post on Krautchan, fuck the Kohlchan. Fuck Helmut. So whats cooking my bernds??

Imagine living in a country where they have crinkle crankle wall...

There’s someone in real life who I suspect of being a Bernd. How do I find out, whether he posts on KC without revealing my own power level?

How come imageboards don't have raids / brigading / invasions anymore? We used to do them all the time back in 2006 - 2011, did everybody just get too mature for them?

They have been continuously drilling for six fucking hours already. I'm going crazy.

What's the best way of mitigating an internet addiction? It seems to control my life far too much with this fomo attitude.

this a thread to /int/ bernds who wish to enjoy vydia together(´• ω •`) ! lets play together Berndi !

Do you believe in heaven, hell or other worlds?

I'm looking to take up a hobby that doesn't involve talking to mentally ill people on the internet or being an alcoholic, or going to the gym. What are some good options?

Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home. You can be just like me.

What are some features you find attractive to you? Do certain people embody this features? Apart from my obvious rutiluphilia, I have a peculiar range of features I find attractive. Traditionally feminine features stir me most: soft and slight chins, full but regressed cheeks, bright eyes, soft jaws, full lips, et cetera. Rose Byrne and Rose McGowan are two who embody this fully. Rose Byrne has that lived-in warmth to her skintone whereas Rose McGowan has that flawless porcelain complexion. On the contrast, I also am very attracted to women with big chins. I've sung many praises to Gillian Anderson before with her sharp Anglo-Nordic beauty: her long skinny nose, patrician chin, dry wit and dopamine-laden laughter. Then, there's Jena Malone who captivated me after seeing Sucker Punch. The film is an absolute fever dream trashfire, but its spectacle and aesthetics lingered long after watching it. I would describe her appearance as unassuming and attainable. The sort of arty White girl you could chat up with whatever over coffee.

Damn Dutch. A German supermarket chain is advertising multicoloured carrots as something special because our neighbours to the Northwest just had to go and force their favourite colour onto everybody's fields and plates.

I really don't understand those people that say modern movies are shit. Yeah, maybe modern Hollywood movies, but there still are a lot of promising directors making really good stuff every year, it's just not always in the mainstream and you need to know where to look. Pic rel some examples from last year.

I always get myself thinking about the debt of the US, which is enormous, but out of curiosity I decided to check the overall debt-to-gdp of China - a debt that includes households, government, private companies- and they have 300% of their GDP in debt. Meanwhile like Japan and S. Korea they have a rapidly shrinking population that is getting old, leading to more social expenditure and a smaller economy in the future. The US has both lower overall debt-to-gdp and a population in slower decline. Europeans have in general low debt-to-gdp and a country like Germany is even a creditor after decades of surplus. So while china is an enormous manufacturing powerhouse and a net exporter, it seems that they are fundamentally on a dead end. Is my view wrong? What they are doing to overcome this huge debt?

First POLISH Glovo courier in like last 5 years just delivered alcohol to my house. I gave him 50 zl of a tip just for nationality. I made him a day with this tip. I can pay such tips to avoid interraction with Ukros and their annoying Russian killer-accent or illiterate shitskins who are too stupid to use intercom after arrival.

is this an honey pot ??

You will never have a Belarusian gf who does cute dances for you in the midst of war. Why even go on living? But seriously, I watched this movie yesterday and it was great, I recommend all Bernds to watch it.

tl;dw: The human mind exhibits non-local properties; experiments confirm popular myths about clairvoyance, telepathy, possibly enchantment. How does that make you feel?

Do No Nut November to save your soul, Bernds.

To make a long story short, Keinbernd recently fucked a female coworker; she’s half-American. In a couple of earlier chats, she openly admitted to never having encountered an uncut dick before and that she thniks this is right. Bernd asked her why she felt like that, and she said that it’s nice-looking, very hygienic, and that’s just the way it’s supposed to be. When we finally made out, Bernd focused on her clit hood for a long time, even making her cum with just two fingers. After she gained her breath again, I told her all the sensations that she just experienced are litrally cut off of a male who was curcumcised. Did not enhance the situation, but I finally convinced her (after a few more sessions) cutting foreskins is nothing but cruelty, even if [random god] said it's mandatory. So what is Bernd's opinion? Especially interested in jewlim or musish Bernds who could not decide about it. (medical problems not allowed, if your foreskin does not retract while having a boner, se a doctor, seriously)

Do you still buy physical media like CDs, vinyls and DVDs? Could be a nice way to build a collection and get off the internet.

I think global warming is real and not just a woke conspiracy like the brain damaged shizo pedos on kohlchan say.

Does Bernd use Reddit? I don’t

Bernd's company is doing a Christmas party. But not like an afternoon where you eat cookies instead of wörking but a one-day light workshop in a spa hotel and an overnight stay. Bernd is really torn, on the one hand it would be good to be social and nice to visit the spa, but Bernd really doesn't want to spend the night and half of a Saturday with his colleagues. What shall he do? Two Bernd-like colleagues already said they're not coming, so he'll most likely be stuck with normies.