/int/ - International

Congrats Berendt

Happy b-day!

>>6750 >One year closer to becoming a wizard. Ha, you are young!

My birthday was a week ago but my celebration was today so that makes us birthday Bernd!

Tanjoubi Omedetou!!!

Probably Argentina or Brazil. Seems to be the spot for Germans being investigated for hate crimes.

>>5798 >hate crimes Worst US export ever.

why go ? we Ausländer Raus already, and make it le nice again :)

>>5748 >but eta makes it impossible to get there legaly now If you have a German passport you just book a flight. How hard can that be?

It's interesting to see the ABC news logo in the corner of the image! I feel like Australia and our broadcaster are important now.

If you write a thoughtful message and it gets ignored it's discouraging so I stopped doing it after a while.

>>6740 Yeah, it's a terrible way to start a conversation. But a few thoughts: That's terrible regardless of gender. You as a guy are annoyed by this. Women are annoyed by this. OP should notice how he's annoyed by this and not send annoying/pointless messages. That's much better than learning "rules" on how to write a "good opener" or some shit. Just write what you'd like to receive. Even if it's not "ideal", you'll find people who are like you. But also, if you don't have a lot of experience with dating and dating apps Bernd style, or social skills in general Turbo Bernd style, then at least use what works in the rest of your life. Let's assume you're a hypersperg who's really into software. Then you probably have read this blog article: http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html If you haven't, do it. A good part of this is just general best practice when communicating with people. I believe in assburger Bernd.

>>6745 >That's much better than learning "rules" on how to write a "good opener" or some shit. Just write what you'd like to receive. Even if it's not "ideal", you'll find people who are like you. Couldn't agree more. And at the very least the conversations will be interesting.

I will never ever use online dating. It's the most soulless shit imaginable. Hyper capitalism at its max, presenting yourself like you're a good to be sold.

>>6749 Have you ever dated anyone using traditional means?

>>4721 Because it's Serbia. There are no actual reasons to occupy Serbia if all its neighbors (except Bosnia) in NATO. Even Albania there.

>>4943 they made a whole website for supporting russia in incoherent english, waldi

>>4943 Okay, let's break it down for retards: >genocidal Serbs <They tried to eradicate all Non-Serbs in the Balkans and establish a "Greater Serbia" since at least the 17th century. That's genocide and Serbs by definition of the two words >Ivans from St Petersburg Who else talks about <NATO terrorists > Mohammeds, I have heard <Imagine not using bidet or wet wipes and just smearing shit all over your asshole with dry paper literally only ever from Mohammeds who only poop at home and take a shower afterwards. Germany has as few bidets as Switzerland. It's not a thing. You're either a Muslim immigrant or a VPN poster. Germans manage to clean their assess sufficiently well with toilet paper and daily showers. It helps that Germany has enough water to do so and that it's not 50°. >and, finally, "/pol/babblers"? I don't think I have to define /pol/babble for you. I suppose you're fluent already.

>>5086 Let's repeat the question for an Albanian monkey: >Are "we" all these things at the same time, too? Or are you talking to a whole St Petersburg office right now?

Just feelin' like bumpin' the lowest threda.

>>6706 Lurk moar >>6708 Lurk less

>>6710 >Lurk less That's actually a very nice compliment, thank you!

>>6700 Thats compatibile with universum. Xenomorphs are actually easy to kill/stun with using modern weapon. Fe in Aliens colonial marines liquidated shitloads of them but eventually got fucked by xenomorphs stealth, adaptability and predatory intellect so they were ambushing them in the end with using hive tactics. Or this scene from Alien 4 where one xenomorph deliberately killed the other (who agreed to sacrify itself for thd hive) to destroy the 'cage' with using acid-blood. It was easy to stun/imprison xenomorphs but it was not so easy to dominate them forever, as they always managed to free themselves somehow.

>>6718 >Alien 4 Or Alien 3. I dont remember exactly.

>>6718 Meanwhile Nostromo was a commercial towing spacecraft, it dudnt have any weapon onboard and the crew was not trained to deal with such scenarios. Thats why it was so hard for them to kill even one xenomorph in Alien 1. Moreover science officer was a synth amd he had a mission to make the alien survive at cost of the crew.

fondly, it was a period of peace and comfort

You won't remember any of this coherently. It will be just a blob of hazy memories that will surface with its good or bad sides occasionally within your memory, playing little role in your everyday life than to remind you that oh yeah this was bad, or that was great, and so on.

>>5530 Yeah, shits getting memoryholed on lightspeed

>>6693 I have a really bad memory in general, I guess that’s the price of wasting your life on the internet

>>5476 Now a colleague of mine tries to organize an alpaca hike instead. Heh.

>>5392 >We wanted to do a donkey hike with all my colleagues as a teambuilding event. Why would that call have been unpleasant?

>>6626 Because I dislike calling in general and the donkey organizer is a coarse East German

>>6627 Well, it's good that things worked out in the end. In your mind results are often far worse than in reality. People weren't angry at you. I'm sure it would have been the same with the call. The Ossi being actually nice.

>>6671 Well as I said I did call in the end, just a bit too late.

Teeth closed because my bottom row is a bit fucked. But I'm getting Invisalign now, so next year I will have the burger smile.

>>6347 What’s the difference between normal braces and Invisalign?

>>6357 Transparent plastic aligners that clip to your teeth and don't immediately stand out. And I travel a lot, so there are times when I can't make it to the regular readjustments required for normal braces. With Invisalign I just take a couple of pre-printed ones with me and swap them according to the plan. Downside is, it's not covered by insurance, but not nearly as bad as a full replacement murica style.

I don't like my teeth.

>>6285 Don't smile because it's over. Cry because it happened.

>>5872 That would require me violating the quiet area netiquette

Stuttgart Sauerkrautmann greeted me with „Servus“. Interesting… didn’t know they say that in BaWü.

When I was there in 2009, the Sakura in the Königsstrasse was a good address for Japanese food.

Stuttgart literally has an underground station that’s called Bopser lmao

To sum it up, Stuttgart is not much different from Berlin.

>>6620 You're fine with disgusting pierced nipples but get triggered by the sight of feet? That's not normal, mang

>>6632 Pierced nipples are ultra hot, they’re not disgusting. They might be the hottest piercings on a woman’s body

>>6634 No he is right, they are disgusting. Weirdo...

>>6632 Yes. Pierced nipples at least enhance pleasure for the wearer. And pierced nipples rarely have fungal infections while feet often do. Callous feet don't enhance pleasure for anyone. Plus, in the picture they looked dirty. Anime feet do nothing with me, as they're normally clean/sleek. But 3D feet are disgusting 99% of the time and neutral AT BEST.