/int/ - International

at my funeral cocaine for everyone and dancing whores on my grave

>>8851 China tier

>>8851 My dad said he wanted there to be a sack race at his funeral.

Don't have anything to give, I made an agreement with my friend that we take care of each others model collections so they don't land in the bin and each others pets, whoever dies first.

I don't intend to die.

No, but I have a living will (Patientenverfügung)

>>8849 That gravestone.

We will all live forever if we can make it to 2027 due to AI

>>8849 What for? It just all goes to your immediate family, right? And I love my mother and sister, so I have no issues with that.

Format my HDDs.

>>9053 Encrypt them now and don't worry about anyone formatting them after you die.

>>9053 >>9054 Just don't store the data on the cloud. AI in 50-100 years will decrypt that shit and index it in a public database.

>>9055 I don't care if they see my porn in 100 years.

>>9056 What will your grandchildren think when they google grandpa?

>>9057 >abooow what a chad

yes, all my manga collection goes to a local bibliotheque

>>9059 Will they even take them? Here they have really strict rules what books they take, only new shit from the last five years or something like that

>>9060 >only new shit i understan their logic, but the manga is a rare enough type of a book, so they would take it 100%

>>9055 that's not how that works But you'll be dead anyway, so what do you care?

you need to have kids for that to make any sense if you don't, nobody cares

>>8867 I guess I'd better kill myself next year then. I don't want to be here forever.

>>8867 No joke I also think we all die in 5 years. Not even because of AI. Its the common stupidity I see. We will become unable to live. Idiots cant provide for us. Murrica will bring dead diseases back due to anti-vaccination and doctors will cease to exist.

>>10295 In Europe, these diseases will mainly hurt the retards who don't get vaccinated and the young and vulnerable who cannot get vaccinated (yet). I don't see a disease that would overly strain our health systems by putting antivaxxers in hospitals. If it eventually becomes a real problem, then "did they have the chance to get vaccinated and chose not to?" could easily become a triage criterion. The measles outbreaks and whatever else they will produce soon are more embarrassing for society than dangerous.

>>10283 You forgot about the more important part where you need to have some property for anybody to care...

>>10305 even if you're an abject loser, you could inherit from your parents and grandparents

“The Bernds get it all”

Well it's not like I have anything to give or anyone to give it to.