/int/ - International

I exclusively use self-checkouts to avoid such judgements.

>>7181 I live in the Gosse, we don't have those

>>7181 I don't think that Swiss cashiers would say something like that. 1. they're way too polite 2. the Swiss customers are way too Karen and would complain to management

>>7186 Yes but they'll still judge you silently for buying M-Classic Pilzplätzli für the 5th time in a row, the other customers too.

>>7188 That's why Switzerland is great for autism. You don't need to care what they do silently. In Germany, they attack you openly.

>>7188 >Pilzplätzli Ewww what the fuck is that

>>7191 Unphotogenic but pretty nice food. I think they're like a savoury, baked crepe filled with mushroom cream sauce.

>>7191 Pancakes with mushroom, coming in convenient frozen format. They're a kids favourite so it's a bit embarrassing to buy it as often as I do as an adult.

>>7192 >>7198 I could imagine that it tastes nice freshly made, but not frozen

>>7199 I bought them frozen only once or twice, but I could imagine this being someone's 'tism food.

>>7200 It should not be allowed to have two Swiss balls on the same board, get a VPN or something ffs

>>7209 There's three regulars, make dealings.

>>7209 We can maybe use user names/tags to clear things up. What do you think? Just kidding, you're on an anonymous imageboard, deal with it

I think the closest that has happened to me is when they call me darling or other diminutive things like that. But also they often ask what my I am doing for the rest of the day which is a pain, people should mind their own business...

>>7225 >But also they often ask what my I am doing for the rest of the day You can always try to traumatise them. "I'll probably lurk on a German anime forum, drink my own piss and cry myself to sleep, the usual"

Why isn't there an anonymous way to buy toilet paper yet? Think about it, makes total sense. Or just have it delivered to your door, or something. Why am I the only one with a high IQ that has to come up with these ideas?

>>7231 That's a great idea. DM me and I'll fund your startup with a million DKK.

>>7232 >1 million DKK That's like 20 thousand CHF for you, garch friend. I bet you can't even buy a bicycle on the Switzerland for that amount.

>>7180 Most Berlin shit ever. I was buying some vitamine bread once (its just regular bread except with carrots baked into it, so its not tasteless slob) and some NPC was like "OH, healthy, right?"

>>7231 Dude whats worse, being a guy telling everyone you shit from time to time or being a woman basically telling everyone you're bleeding right now?

>>7231 Why use toilet paper instead of a bidet shower faucet, if it's so important to not be seen buying toilet paper?

>>7249 Both are not very pleasant. The poopoo paper conundrum must be solved today. If I could choose never to buy poopoo paper again then I wouldn't. I poo, but I don't want people to know that I poo, it's a secret.

>>7253 You could become the toilet garch of Denmark with that idea.

>>7180 1. How old was the cashier? 2. How old are you? 3. How did you react?

>>7264 4. what the fuck is a Frosta

>>7265 Its frozen food he wrote it right in his goddamn post!!!!

>>7267 sorry

>>7267 Chillax, bro.

>>7264 1. Around 50 I guess 2. None of your business 3. I didn’t even understand what she said at first, so I just smiled and said yes - the meaning only became clear when I had already left the market

>>7180 >Eat like a little boy >Get treated like a little boy

>>7276 >2. None of your business The reason I'm asking is if you look young-ish it's less insulting than being something like 45. Imagine people thinking you'd still live with your mommy at that age.

I live in the United States, so the managers tell the cashier's to smile, talk to the customers, and what to say. Usually they point to an item and say "I like that as well". I have noticed that all the cashier's at trader Joe's do this, so I suspect they are told to say this. 99% of the time the cashier's don't give a fuck. Sometimes I will talk to a cashier I see regularly and they wouldn't even remember who I was.

>>7425 In the US everyone asks how you’re doing but nobody is actually interested, right?

>>7428 Its a greeting, but you can answer it how you want. If a family member asked how I was doing I would tell them the truth. If a complete stranger asked me how I was doing, I would understand that they are just saying "hello" and would give a brief nondescript positive answer.

>>7428 Its like how Germans say good day, but what if it's actually a bad day, hmmm....?

>>7430 We don’t say Good Day in the sense to state that this day is good, but we wish everyone a good day, even if they’re having a bad one.

>>7431 I say "(I wish you a) good day" even if I don't care if they have a bad day.

>>7433 I never say Good Day, I only say "Morgen" when it's morning or "Hallo" at other times of the day

>>7434 I say Moin like a boss.

>>7435 We don't say Moin in Berlin

>>7436 I know you greet each other with Hurrensohn.

>>7430 >but what if it's actually a bad day, hmmm....? 'How are you doing?', 'How is your day?', etc. are only asked by people I know. No stranger, cashier, etc. would ask me that, therefore I always tell the truth.

>>7436 I say moin sometimes. It was the usual greeting in the navy. t. Ex-navy and Berlinbernd

>>7440 I never answer truthfully, just reply something neutral, because I don't want to talk about my feelings with other people.

>>7442 >I don't want to talk about my feelings with other people. Depends on the person. With my close family I talk openly about my feelings.

>>7186 Some Denner woman did it to me once, when I was a NEET I bought their cheap cervelats in bulk (to pan roast them and put them in gravy with pasta) and once she said "Are you sure you didn't forget the bread?"

>>7434 It's 'Grüß Gott' or 'Servus'.

>>7455 Gott zum Gruße is better

>>7442 You're probably one unhappy mofo. Talk about them, it helps.

>>7440 You can tell the truth in the US. There are always people here who tell the truth. The other person might not care though if they don't know you well.

>>7445 Don't roast cervelats(I am assuming that means any kind of red meat treated with Sodiumnitrates/Nitritpökelsalz) in a pan. It is really bad

>>7465 If a cashier asks "how was your day" and you answer "terrible, I missed the train", that answer isn't wrong, it opens the door for them to start a conversation, but some people will just say "oh" or "that's terrible" and not care.

>>7456 For the Emperor!

>>7468 Für Deutschland

>>7445 >I don't need bread for what I'm going to do with them >>7466 Cervelas/Cervelat is not the same as Zervelatwurst. It's more like a chode Wienerle.

>>7467 That's low-stakes enough. If you say "terrible just like every day since my wife died. I can hardly motivate myself to get out of bed, my apartment is full of half-eaten cup noodle cups and I'm going to get evicted next Monday because I'm too far behind on rent", then that won't be too well-reviewed.

>>7494 *received

>>7494 The cashier would probably think you are making a joke and laugh. They have been asking that same question to everyone 8 hours a day for a year since they started the job and you are the first person to respond like that.