/int/ - International

just bee yourself

Send her a dick pic

>>5913 My self is KC tier assburgers, if anything, I should do anything but be myself. >>5914 Do people do this? Are you kidding or serious? She's my first match on this app that doesn't make me want to use an utensil to claw my eyeballs out of the sockets, I can't go around showing my cock to strangers, it's don't.

Honest advice, ask her about herself, whatever you want to know about her. If she seems like a girl you wanna get to know more then arrange to take her out somewhere nice. But the idea of this initial phase is to work out if she's worth investing time and resources in and probe for compatibility albeit subtly. Don't be nervous, it's up to her to decide if she likes you or not your job is to decide if you like her.

>>5915 Idk dude, just be aware that you are competing with the dozens of other dudes she matched with so don't get overly attached and aim for a real life meeting asap.

>>5916 Do I like her back now? Should I wait a bit more so it doesn't seem like I am desperate? Should I try to talk to her over video so I don't spill my spaghetti through text? I'm really smooth, as you can tell, I'm already panicking and I haven't even liked her back yet.

send her ebin memes from krautchan so she knows youre an alpha memer

>>5915 > if anything, I should do anything but be myself. "I'm really bad at conversations, especially over the phone, I never actually thought this far ahead before making the profile" This is unironically a good conversation start, lmao. Literally bee yourself, Bernd.

>>5916 Also this.

Bernd bros, I am going to like her back right now, I need to do it fast so it doesn't seem like I am not interested in her, and on top of that, I have waited the required amount of time to make it seem as if I'm not desperate. I'm going to just start out by saying that I am not a good texter and that we should have a video call together. I just shaved, for reasons, to prepare for the video call. I do not expect anything and I am probably going to screw it up somehow because I have assburgers. I'm going wait a bit more so that I am a little more prepared. Also, this thread and what I have posted so far in it made me think about what gigachad would have done, gigachad would just have had big dick energy and started talking to her carelessly knowing that he was a chad and was able to get many more matches even if one doesn't work out. I'm channelling gigachad meme magic onto my self right now to see if it works. Wish me luck, Bernds.

>>5923 Overthinking every little detail is your worst enemy. Follow your instincts, trust them for once. You were built to attract and smash pussy you just don't know it yet.

>>5916 This is good advice. Also, if you like her, tell her and ask her on a date. People tend to lose interest on dating apps fast because the communication medium is bad, so it is better to speed things up quicker if you can.

>>5928 I've just liked her back and sent a message that says ''Hello'', she has still not replied yet. Maybe it could have been a fake profile, or something. I'm skeptical to whether it actually was a real person right now, she wasn't verified. I felt heatenings a short time after sending her the message, but I feel neutral now. As soon as she replies I'm thinking about sending her a message saying that I found her attractive and that I want to have a video call with her. But I've not reached that point yet, so I'm going to have to wait. Also, my instincts used to be chad but after spending too much time isolated, I've lost my charms completely. It's a difficult thing to start dating now that I'm as old as I am, I should have had experience in it a long time before, but I never dated anyone, so I feel heatenings I shouldn't have felt at my age.

>>>/bus/ SÄGE

>>5915 >My self is KC tier assburgers, if anything, I should do anything but be myself. Best case: you are liked for being someone you're not. Worst case: you are disliked for not being who you truly are. It's not a joke, be yourself. You'll get rejected. A lot. Most women won't like you. You won't like them either. That's just how it is. Maybe you'll find someone who likes you for being Bernd. Ironically, that's when you become a Keinbernd.

>>5920 >>5993 These. Make a game out of saying the most honest, possibly embarrassing shit about yourself. You'll end up finding a chick who likes your assburger ass, cause she's weird too.

>>5923 >I have waited the required amount of time to make it seem as if I'm not desperate How much time would that be?

>>5930 Wait...your message just says "Hello" and nothing else?

>>6736 Hey, no Bernd shaming, Busfahrer.

NIGGERS

>>6738 I'm not shaming, I'd like to help. What can you answer to someone who can't talk beyond 'Hello' or 'Hi'? Those messages by females were the ones I always deleted during my online dating times. There is zero character in them. It basically tells you that the person can't be arsed to make an effort and hopes that you do all the work.

If you write a thoughtful message and it gets ignored it's discouraging so I stopped doing it after a while.

>>6740 Yeah, it's a terrible way to start a conversation. But a few thoughts: That's terrible regardless of gender. You as a guy are annoyed by this. Women are annoyed by this. OP should notice how he's annoyed by this and not send annoying/pointless messages. That's much better than learning "rules" on how to write a "good opener" or some shit. Just write what you'd like to receive. Even if it's not "ideal", you'll find people who are like you. But also, if you don't have a lot of experience with dating and dating apps Bernd style, or social skills in general Turbo Bernd style, then at least use what works in the rest of your life. Let's assume you're a hypersperg who's really into software. Then you probably have read this blog article: http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html If you haven't, do it. A good part of this is just general best practice when communicating with people. I believe in assburger Bernd.

>>6745 >That's much better than learning "rules" on how to write a "good opener" or some shit. Just write what you'd like to receive. Even if it's not "ideal", you'll find people who are like you. Couldn't agree more. And at the very least the conversations will be interesting.

I will never ever use online dating. It's the most soulless shit imaginable. Hyper capitalism at its max, presenting yourself like you're a good to be sold.

>>6749 Have you ever dated anyone using traditional means?