/int/ - International

That joke tells me you're a dad, which means you did benis in bagina. Nice try, Busfahrer.

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in St. Petersburg. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Christian country; people aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross." The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, the goy is trying to teach us commerce."

A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven. When he meets god, he tells him a holocaust joke, but god doesn't find it funny at all. The holocaust survivor says "Guess you had to be there."

A student came to the rabbi: - Rabbi! I have a desire to live forever! What should I do? - Get married! - So what? Will I live forever? - No! But the desire will soon pass. >>5137 Lol, that's a really good one.

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pipemaker probs not even a real job anymore 😢😔🥹

Is this now the jew-joke thread? Ok: 1936, two german jews sit in the new york subway. One reads the Jüdische Allgemeine and the other one Der Stürmer. The first one looks at the other: >Why are you reading this disgusting paper? It's just rabble-rousing propaganda and full of hate. The other one replies: >Well, look. I'm feeling bad, I am poor and in a foreign country, where I don't know the language. This paper says we are jews are rich and rule the world.

>>5189 >Is this now the jew-joke thread? Yes. Moses said: Everything is from God. Solomon said: Everything is from the mind. Jesus said: Everything is from the heart. Marx said: Everything is from needs. Freud said: Everything is from sex. Einstein said: Everything is relative. There are as many opinions as there are Jews.

A priest and a rabbi are at a lake to go swimming, they don't have swimming shorts so they go naked into the water. After swimming they want to get in their clothes but kids come by - the rabbi covers his face and the priest his genitals. After the kids have passed the priest asks the rabbi ashamed >Why did you cover your face? The rabbi answers: >My people recognize me by my face

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation centre. The rabbit says I think I might be a type 0

>>5246 Can you explain the joke?

>>5247 Type 0 is "Blutgruppe 0", but it's pronounced "type oh", very similar to "typo"

>>5248 I still don't get it. Is this considered a joke on the Switzerland? Not funny at all.

>>5249 Bernd, you realise it says rabbit, right? The way the joke is set up, you'd expect a rabbi. So, the rabbit is probably a typo. I have another one. What do jokes and frogs have in common? After dissecting them, you'll understand them, but they're probably dead afterwards.

>>5251 Powerful.

>>5246 Cow tools.

Ok i got one. A rabbi tears his shirt, pulls out his hair and puts ash on his had in frustration. So God appears to him and asks: "Hey buddy, why are you tearing your shirt, pulling out your hair and put ash on your head?" "My son became a christian." "That's not such a big problem, just do what i did and write a new testament."

>>5131 A guy enters a pub, full of confidence, a big smile on his face. He sits down and orders a drink. He hears the man next to him whine and cuss, so he asks him: "Hey man, what's up?" The other guy points at his back and says "Don't you see? I have that huge hump on my back. I look horrible. No woman will talk to me." First guy leans over and says: "Dude, believe it or not, but I also had a huge hump on my back, just like you. Yesterday at night, I went for a walk as usual, but it was late, so I took a shortcut over the old graveyard. When the clock hit midnight, I got close to the old church... and then I heard a whisper. I looked around, noone there. Just a voice. And it said: 'Hey... hey you!' I was terrified and was like: 'Y...yes?' The voice replied: 'That beautiful enormous thing on your back... what is that?' Me: 'That? Uh... thats the hump on my back.' The voice: 'Niiice... can I have it?' 'S... sure.' And just like that, the hump was gone. I was scared and ran home. But this morning I woke up and yeah... it wasnt a dream. I'm healed. You should try it!" The other guy was curious and fascinated. Before midnight, he went to the graveyard. He got close to the church. He waited. Then he heard the voice: 'Hey... hey you!' He replies: 'Y... yeah?' 'That amazing, huge thing on your back... what is that?' 'Well uh... thats the hump on my back.' 'Niiice... here, have another one.'

>>6915 kek

>>6915 Rahimahullah

>>6915 Jesus fucking christ, how awful.

>>6921 Please laugh at the joke. Or we will shoot you.

>>6921 Did you even listen to the whole piece? He always explains his jokes in case you didn't understand it. Explaining makes every joke funny.

>>6928 He normally repeats the joke for the explanation. >what's a cookie under a tree? >a place in the shade >*moves closer to the microphone* >what's a cookie under a tree? >a place in the shade >and explanation: a cookie under a tree is a place in the shade >alright ciao kakao, please subscribe

>>6933 My favorite is when he had to explain a dirty joge and what a Kitzler is. You can tell he never saw a woman up close. "Der Kitzler is so'n Gerät in der Muschi"

>>6941 I also enjoy the irrelevant facts that add nothing to the punchline >No matter how much curry you eat, Freddy eats more curry >*usual repetition* >and explanation: curry is a spice you put on curry sausage and no matter how much curry you eat, Freddy eats more curry, and Freddy Mercury was a Turing vollständig singer who died of aids and no matter how much curry you eat, Freddy eats more curry because Mercury lololol

>>6941 >>6942 I heard he deda. Sad, he had a good sense of humor.

>>6945 Pretty sure he just died of poverty. Watch the "saving money" videos. >*wearing three jackets* here's a lifehack if you cannot afford heating >just wear three jackets and heat your apartment to 12 degrees in winter >it's great, now I have enough money for food *coughs blood* Ok I made the last part up, but it was pretty depressing nevertheless.

>>6945 Yes. He is dead sadly. There is a YouTube-video which tells the story of Ludgers internet journey. I like the fact that he had 'fans' who treated him nice and they meet up to have a fun day. https://youtu.be/AuWAMAIduyM?si=xiRDEnVwe5aJFE38

Hey Bernd——> made you look

>>7665 fug you :DDD

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