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ee How to collapse Yugoslavia? Bernd 02/04/2025 14:06:43 Nr. 19

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Hello Bernds! In this /int/ thread, I'll write here how to collapse Yugoslavia easily and with out problems. But before, we need to have Yugoslavia itself to collapse it. Then, follow these steps. 1) Create the perfect cocktail from different nations and cultures. Serbs? Nice. Croats? Yeah! Slovenians, Bosnians, Macedonians and Montenegrins? Even better! 2) Remove Tito. Now, looks like Yugoslavia have a party with out leader! 3) Add more ingredients! Economic crisis? Go ahead! Political Crisis? Sure, why not? Also, don't forget about nationalistic ideas for each nations! 4) Wait for the first actions. Slovenia and Croatia says: "We want to leave" Serbia: What? 5) Start the show! Yugoslav wars in two seasons — in Bosnia and Croatia! NATO bombing are waiting outside the door! Newspaper headlines on all news in the world. 6) End! Now we have Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia, Slovenia and Kosovo. BONUS: If something goes wrong, just say: “This is the Balkans, it’s always like that here.” .
Yugoslavia should have been dissolved the same time as the soviet union. No problems would have been had.
Discuss this simple but accurate map
>>23 Thanks for putting the flag of Norway on the Sweden-Finland border. It doesn't hurt my feelings at all.
>>64 Foreigners often think that Vikings=Norway/Norwegians. It's pretty funny.
>>65 This. Nobody talks about the Finno-Ugric Vikings
>>71 They're bad ass and can take a whole lot of sauna. Norway thinks that they are tough because they dare murder unarmed children at summer camp. I guess whoever made the map must have been a Breivik fanboy. May his mind rot in solitary confinement.
How would you reform the current Balkan border? I have some ideas: Herzegovina to Croatia Sanjak to Bosnia Srpska and Montenigger to Serbia Kosovo to Albania North Macedonia to Bulgaria Vojvodina to Hungary
Why not just rebuild the republic of yugoslavia. Or do the united states of balcania. At least you could just erase all current borders in yurop and make new ones merging with language borders.
>>245 >erase all current borders in yurop and make new ones merging with language borders. While I am generally in favour of that idea, it gets ugly because of recent immigration. Would you want to make some Paris suburbs or parts of the Ruhrgebiet into independent Arabic nations? My fix: everybody has to move to the place where his paternal great-great-grandfather was born, only then you fix the borders according to languages.
>>253 >>245 Bernd thinks both are right. Just let divide every country by language borders. Meaning the major spoken language not some minorities. Even if a whole township speaks Turkish it doesn't count when the rest around them speak German. Then everyone who don't speak the language of the new founded country natively has to move where his language is natively spoken. Think this solves all problems Europe has.
Bernd doesn't give a single shit about some third-world country like Yugoslavia
>>255 Slovenia is pretty much first world.
>>255 But there are many Yugos in Switzerland.