/int/ - International

>>14195 Got an allergy to /b/ so hard that you have to shoehorn every topic onto here?

In hindsight, TKKG was wild. Didn't they even kill some hobos or gypsies or some other marginalised people? As a kid, I never liked the three investigators but I loved TKKG. But looking back, nope. Also, the characters were terrible. They have >Strongguy McCourageface >Fatso >Nerd >Girl That describes their entire characters.

>>14197 I like hearing about such things, German can post on /int/ about Germany too.

>>14198 Because of people like you we nowadays have the politically correct trigger warnings in front of the old TKKG episodes

>>14198 Reminds me of this copypasta: >"Leute, checkt das mal aus", rief Tim. "Die zwölf Obdachlosen, die ich zusammengeschlagen habe, beschreiben das 'Marzipan-Phantom' übereinstimmend als verschlagene Kanaille mit fliehendem Kinn und Gewohnheitsverbrecherstirn..." "Hurra!", unterbrach ihn Karl, der ein dampfendes, piependes Elektrogerät in seinen dürren Fingern hielt. "Meine selbstprogrammierte App sagt, der Name des Verbrechers habe ungarische Wurzeln. Das heißt, wir finden ihn am ehesten im Zigeuner- und Armenviertel!" "Gut gemacht, Brillenschlange", lobte ihn Tim. "Auf zum Prügelmobil!" >"Halt!" schaltete sich nun Gaby ein. "Wenn wir mit dem Wagen in die Kaputtensiedlung fahren, wird der uns doch direkt geklaut. Nehmen wir lieber den Bus!" >"Och nöö", stöhnte Klößchen und war dick "Dann müssen wir ja zur Bushaltestelle laufen. Ich will Schokoriegel essen!" Doch Tim hörte gar nicht mehr auf seinen schwitzenden Freund. Er fand Gabys Vorschlag richtig bombe, dafür, dass sie ein Mädchen war. Dabei war sie inzwischen ja eine richtige Frau geworden... Anerkennend klatschte ihr der dunkelhäutige Anführer auf den Hintern. >"Guys, check this out," Tim shouted. "The twelve homeless people I beat up all describe the 'Marzipan Phantom' as a devious scoundrel with a receding chin and a habitual criminal's forehead..." "Hooray!" interrupted Karl, clutching a steaming, beeping electronic device in his skinny fingers. "My self-programmed app says the criminal's name has Hungarian roots. That means we're most likely to find him in the gypsy slums!" "Well done, Spectacled Snake," Tim praised him. "Off to the beating truck!" >"Stop!" Gaby chimed in. "If we drive the car into the dilapidated housing estate, it'll get stolen straight away. Let's take the bus!" >"Oh no," groaned Klößchen, feeling fat. "Then we'll have to walk to the bus stop. I want to eat a chocolate bar!" But Tim wasn't listening to his sweating friend anymore. He thought Gaby's suggestion was really cool, considering she was a girl. And yet she had become a real woman by then... The dark-skinned leader patted her butt in recognition.

>>14201 t. wants to beat up hobos but is afraid of the consequences, so he listens to TKKG instead

>>14202 lmao

>>14195 I was never interested in this.

>>14243 You listened to Bibi Blocksberg and Benjamin Blümchen instead?

>>14198 Most boys sang that opening jingle slightly different: >Tarzan, Karl und Klößchen - und Gabi, die Pfote! >Tarzan, Karl und Klößchen - und Gabi, die Fotze!

Who members?

>>14245 Average Tarzan Stan

>>14247 Vaguely. Something about the Sams coming on Samstag.

>>14247 Only the movies

>>14247 I had the book as a child. Montag kommt Herr Mohn Dienstag hat er Dienst Mittwoch ist Mitte der Woche Donnerstag donnert es Freitag hat er frei Und Samstag kommt das Sams. Mr. Mohn arrives on Monday. Tuesday he's on duty. Wednesday is the middle of the week. Thursday it thunders. Friday he has the day off. And Saturday comes the Sams. Wasn't it like that?

>>14255 Sounds correct, yes. I also remember the dots on it's face granting wished and with every wish, one dot disappears.

>>14198 TKKG was really pretty conservative and small-minded. But I enjoyed TKKG and ??? about equally, later I liked ??? better. It's a little more mature and intelligent stuff and I got older. Also, about Strongguy McCourageface, he is not only that, he's fairly "smart", too, which leaves very little interesting stuff to do for the others.

>>14532 Tim was brown though, so TKKG was progressive for its time

>>14534 How brown can a Peter Timotheus Carsten possibly be?

>>14195 Imagine the difficulties and discussions about the size of Gaby's tetten. At her age it can't be much, but her role is "the girl", but if we make them more than just recognizable, it implies huge knockers later, etc... all things considered, I think they are quite large considering her supposed age of 12 or 13.

>>14245 If TKKG and cunts were on your mind at the same time, you were either Unterschicht when you were little, or you were listening to dumb shit for younger children when you were an older teen. I may have started my coomer career in elementary school, but I wasn't using vulgar words back then.

>>14244 No, I didn't listen to any audiobook.