Y'all in Europe don't drink water. Like ever.
I just got back from a two week "vacation" across several EU countries and I have never in my life seen a continent so collectively opposed to the concept of free and abundant water.
Go to a restaurant? No water. You have to ask for it. BEG even.
Forget about the tap water because they don't even treat it so it isn't drinkable.
And when you do get water? It comes in a tiny bottle that costs 3.50€ and contains less fluid than a Capri Sun. And it's room temperature. Not cold just tepid and judgmental.
Meanwhile I can easily be drinking 64oz big gulp jugs of ice water with rootbeer flavor packets added like it's my constitutional right (because it is)
British people faint the second it hits 23°C (73.4°F). French cafés close in "heat waves" that wouldn't even break a sweat in Alabama. Italians start declaring national emergencies when it's sunny and Tuesday.
If you've ever wondered why Europeans wear scarves year round and smoke so much it's because their internal organs are crying for moisture and they're trying to die with dignity.